TRUMP REFLECTS THE INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY OF GOP VOTERS!
Has there ever been a worse group of idiots running in the GOP primaries for President? They all have god and jesus on their side. Kasich must have a conduit to god, because he said “he was waiting to hear from the lord” and now he is running.
Suddenly in this horses ass of a race the Donald is leading the pack. What can you say about a man who would make Mexico build a fence around their own country… who is a staunch birther no matter what, or who vehemently points out how Hillary was the worst Secretary of State ever! Maybe Perry is dumb and McCain is not a hero, but can Trump bloviate and bluster his way through negotiating with Iran? Iran is a different type of real estate. What is the Donald’s alternative? Boots, not his because he had a deferment from serving in Nam for —- “bone spurs,” in his head?
Jeb Bush knew how to touch the heart of all Americans when he pointed out – Americans need to work harder and retire later. What a great citizen coach and leader he would be. Remember how adroitly Jeb removed the names of 50,000 suspected felons in 2000 (because they had African American sounding names like Washington) narrowly averting massive voter fraud by removing all the suspected black felons.. And then to additionally protect Florida from black voters, Jeb used state highway patrol cars to block highway access to polling booths 1.5 miles away in all black districts. Bush 2o16 should be changed to BUSH THE HUMANIST, ALWAYS.
Marco Rubio, is against immigration and everything the Kochs are against, and he is great at drinking water surreptitiously. So this is the lead photo in honor of his denial of global warming while his state slowly succumbs to the raising tide – gee are the ice flows melting? It is illegal in Florida to say: global warming.
Santorum in 2102 was adamantly against condoms, so he is the condom hater.
Huckabee, a great obese man of the cloth – with a family that never saw a plastic bag they would not eat, is the father of a dog killing son…and has a conduit to what god has planned for him.
Chris Christie a blimp to rival Huck… always ready to bloviate – a totally candid liar – disingenuous to the core.
Can you imagine how great it will be to watch and listen to the GOP debate on FOX – “Fair and Balanced” & NEVER SWAYED BY THE TRUTH.
Ted Cruz, the Cuban Canadian, who protected America by raising the issue of Obama’s birth ad nauseum, considered brilliant by the media, might just read from Dr. Zeus again to keep his intellectual audience’s attention. While some of his colleagues read their favorite biblical passages and look forward to the end times.
Of course the end times certainly ought to appeal to all the Jews who don’t believe that starting a war to end all wars in the Middle East means to the KKKristian creationists – that Armageddon is coming and all the Jews in Israel will either be exterminated or convert, because then Jesus will return. Does the Net know?
Boots on the ground and invading Iran is a goal, while being against the only alternative is their mantra. An invasion and some nukes would make a great way to kick off Armageddon!
Scott Walker, who is dumber than stone has a good excuse, his lobotomy failed – just like Wisconsin is failing under his brilliant leadership.
Ben Carson, the brilliant neuro surgeon, had to stop practicing because he became color blind and could not see the color of all the white hoods in the party he strangely thinks is not racist, notwithstanding all the empirical evidence that proclaims: we will not vote for anything a black man sleeping in our christian nation’s White House wants to do. So his brethren vote against helping people not starve, against people who could not get health insurance to afford a shunt let alone an operation for brain cancer, vote against anything for the common good to blockade Congress:
“Seditious conspiracy is empirically defined by the Teapublican blockade of Congress which is to filibuster and/or vote in lockstep against (to prevent) any legislation the President of the United States of America deems appropriate to improve and protect the public good. Public good means social welfare of American citizens….”
https://www.the5thestate.net/2013/05/14/indict-gopteapublicans-for-seditious-conspiracy/
This list is getting too long, but there are a few more not worth mentioning:
Bobby Jindal, is absolutely nuts – www.telegraph.co.uk › … › World News › Republicans The Daily Telegraph — Jun 24, 2015 – Bobby Jindal, the governor of Louisiana, claims he helped drive a demon … He does not want to talk about the time he took part in an exorcism.
All the Tea Turd Publican leaders have the “lord” on their side – so how can they lose?
Rick Perry, ooops.
And of course the ever humane Rand Paul the Dominionist, a painfully sincere hypocrite, a concerned MD who votes against his Hippocratic Oath at each new days dawning. So it is especially poignant to read the entire oath used at graduation at most med schools to know why Paul exited medicine:
I swear to fulfill, to the best of my ability and judgment, this covenant:
I will respect the hard-won scientific gains of those physicians in whose steps I walk, and gladly share such knowledge as is mine with those who are to follow. I will apply, for the benefit of the sick, all measures which are required, avoiding those twin traps of overtreatment and therapeutic nihilism. I will remember that there is art to medicine as well as science, and that warmth, sympathy, and understanding may outweigh the surgeon’s knife or the chemist’s drug. I will not be ashamed to say “I know not,” nor will I fail to call in my colleagues when the skills of another are needed for a patient’s recovery. I will respect the privacy of my patients, for their problems are not disclosed to me that the world may know. Most especially must I tread with care in matters of life and death. If it is given me to save a life, all thanks. But it may also be within my power to take a life; this awesome responsibility must be faced with great humbleness and awareness of my own frailty. Above all, I must not play at God. I will remember that I do not treat a fever chart, a cancerous growth, but a sick human being, whose illness may affect the person’s family and economic stability. My responsibility includes these related problems, if I am to care adequately for the sick. I will prevent disease whenever I can, for prevention is preferable to cure. I will remember that I remain a member of society, with special obligations to all my fellow human beings, those sound of mind and body as well as the infirm. If I do not violate this oath, may I enjoy life and art, respected while I live and remembered with affection thereafter. May I always act so as to preserve the finest traditions of my calling and may I long experience the joy of healing those who seek my help. [by voting against food stamps and Obama Care]
—Written in 1964 by Louis Lasagna, Academic Dean of the School of Medicine at Tufts University, and used in many medical schools today.
The above god chosen men who all have god on their side, do not support Darwin or global warming, voted against Obama Care and food stamps while they are busy praying each other away.
I can’t wait for the fox debate featuring the most prominent American GOP KKKristians … can you?
Today the separation of church and state has become the separation of the GOP from reality.